Have Hackintosh, Will Travel

No Sex In the Chelsea Market Wine Vault

Dear Chelsea Market IT guy:

I’ve seen a lot of annoying landing pages for free Wifi, and been mostly so discouraged that I said, “Fuck it,” and read the paper (that said, there’s a great piece in last week’s Voice about white people losing their/our shit). But no, you’ve treated my post Freidman’s BLT and Beer brain to a lovely little koan about not visiting fleshbot.com. For this I applaud you, and shall avoid such indiscretions, no matter how blocked from view my screen is.

This isn’t JetBlue after all…

Note: Do not, under any circumstances, go to fleshbot. Very NSFW. However, if you’re not at W and feel the need to be NS, then go nuts.

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